It’s just one of those things everybody’s read somewhere – so it must be true:
Women just don’t like the Three Stooges – it’s unnatural!
Well, as the legendary Sojourner Truth stated (on a slightly different subject), “Ain’t I a woman??” Hold on, let me check:
Yup, looks like it! And like my sisters everywhere, I just can’t resist:
the smoldering, dark sensuality of Moe;
the impetuous, devil-may-care, frizzy-haired wonder, Larry;
and don’t even get me started on (sigh)
the deceptively childlike Curley!
So no more hiding, ladies! Let’s break out of our self-imposed, anti-Stooge prison!
Join hands and sing it out loud:
“I’m a Stooges Woman…and I’m Proud!!”
Well, soitenly! (nyuk nyuk)