It’s just one of those things everybody’s read somewhere – so it must be true:

Women just don’t like the Three Stooges – it’s unnatural!

Well, as the legendary Sojourner Truth stated (on a slightly different subject), “Ain’t I a woman??” Hold on, let me check:

Yup, looks like it! And like my sisters everywhere, I just can’t resist:

the smoldering, dark sensuality of Moe;

the impetuous, devil-may-care, frizzy-haired wonder, Larry;

and don’t even get me started on (sigh)

the deceptively childlike Curley!

So no more hiding, ladies! Let’s break out of our self-imposed, anti-Stooge prison!

Join hands and sing it out loud:

“I’m a Stooges Woman…and I’m Proud!!”

Well, soitenly! (nyuk nyuk)